Friday, July 17, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"I don't think you should gird your loins until next week."

"You could hen-peck the hell outta him and he'd LIKE it."

"He was chatting me up at church"

"I'm the ball whisperer."

"'Cause that's how beaver do it."

"What? No landing strip?"

"Americas crazy, we voted for Bush.... twice, then we voted Obama in cause he said "change" ALOT and all the while he does most of the same things Bush did.... It's kinda like Diet Coke and Coke Zero.... both generally the same idea just slightly a different taste and like most people they like the "black" one better."
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10 comments:

  1. JanJuly 17, 2009 at 8:18 AM

    I never talk it up at church. But I occasionally have a coke zero. Does that say something about me?

    Have a great weekend and keep looking for the landing strip.

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  2. Martha H.July 17, 2009 at 8:51 AM

    I'm over here giggling to myself.

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  3. ErinJuly 17, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Landing strip? Beaver? Oh. my. gosh.

    My husband is a fish whisperer. I wonder what kind of whisperer I am?

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  4. CountessLaurieJuly 17, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    BWAA HAA HAA. That is all. Carry on.

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  5. tammyJuly 17, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    So many things I could say here...

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  6. SherJuly 17, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    OMG! Hahahah! I should start doing this, just for the things my kids say to me.

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  7. DevriJuly 17, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    lol, WE need a M-cat coke!!!!

    I am a chatter at church. I admit!

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  8. val of the southJuly 17, 2009 at 10:14 PM

    I so enjoyed meeting you last week! What a fabulous dinner! I hope your escape while I was in the bathroom was in no way a reflection on me!!!

    Love these quotes, and I can so hear you saying them!!

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  9. NatalieJuly 17, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Hahaha! Seriously funny stuff!

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  10. AS AmberJuly 18, 2009 at 12:12 AM

    Freaking love your guts! Landing strip....poor Wendy...poor Cori! A ha ha ha!

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Lay it on me....