Friday, July 10, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"Thanks for not being so judgemental. Mom."

"I am wrapper challenged"

"Please don't ask me to move my hips that way."

"It was so early, it was before dawn even knew it had a buttcrack"

"Look honey, there's our stimulus package at work. Random barrels along the side of the road. One person to put them up, one person to take them down. 2 jobs."

"Who is it this time? Trixie, Moana or Shaniqua?"

"Did you just really say 'Neato'?.....I now dub 'neato' the word of the day."
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5 comments:

  1. Kristina P.July 10, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Love the dawn having a buttcrack line.

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  2. tammyJuly 10, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    Cracking up at the stimulus package comment.

    And I want to know if he was being sarcastic in the first comment. Because I totally think you were being judgemental. Just a guess.

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  3. Scrappy GirlJuly 11, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    These crack me up...It would be dangerous to do this here at my house. We say some pretty weird stuff!

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  4. JanJuly 11, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    Hilarious as usual. Love the stimulus package joke. That was neato.

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  5. SueJuly 11, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    I always get a "buttcrack" when I "move my hips that way"..It's because I was bending over to see what the two guys were doing with the cones,who were just using up our "stimulus" money..

    Sometimes it's "neato" to be "judgemental" especially when your name is "Trixie"!!

    sorry!couldn't resist playin with your words..you crack me up

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