Friday, June 26, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


"I was totally loving it until I fell into a ditch"

"I feel a tour of Brazil AND Asstria coming on."

How many times can one apply deodorant in a 26 hour period? Is there a maximum dosage?

"I short bussed it the last downhill mile - yeah there was window-slobber-lickin goin on."

There is no I in team but there is a U in suck

"If you don't use the right key, it won't start"

"Damn economy, even the ears had to be downsized"

"Head Cheerleader and Boy Toy, now that's a combination."

"Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."

"They were grilling him like a sirloin over coals in July."

"You'll pick up any ole screw in the road won't you?"

"I have no shame. I just showered completely naked with 5 other women and now am sleeping with about 70 strangers. I'm pretty sure there is a word for people like me and it's whore."

"It's not every day that you come to work and see someone's granny panties hanging in their cube."
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9 comments:

  1. Just MJune 26, 2009 at 6:54 AM

    "Just remember that when I flip you off, it's with all the love and affection in my heart."


    I LOVE THAT STATEMENT!

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  2. Scrappy GirlJune 26, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Those are hilarious! With the people in my life I hear...say...think some crazy stuff. I think I will keep a list this week and see what I come up with. My 2 little ones are Hilarious! Great blog!

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  3. tammyJune 26, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    These just may be the best yet.

    I see Scrappy found you. She was asking for some funny blogs to read. You're welcome for your new follower.

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  4. Martha H.June 26, 2009 at 7:40 AM

    Oh...for the love...

    You make me laugh so much and I heart you for that.

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  5. JanJune 26, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    That is so you. I can hear them all. I hope the ditch was nice to you.

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  6. ErinJune 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Brazil and Asstria? I'm wondering if I need one of those.

    Love love love these!

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  7. SherJune 26, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    I'm happy that for once I actually got to witness half of these famous quotes!!

    But, you forgot:
    "Do you remember the time you drowned in the Ocean"

    or something like that

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  8. Plain JameJune 27, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    T-shirt for me:
    "There is no I in team but there is a U in suck"

    I really really love cupcakes.

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  9. tiburonJune 30, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    I have been to brazil.Never asstria though.

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