I am just "tickled" that tomorrow is Wednesday, but for me it's my Friday. Your Friday??!! Why yes, see I scheduled myself out of the office Thursday and Friday to attend Women's conference. YAY for Women's Conference! However, got a call yesterday with the news that Sissy's mommy needs gallbladder surgery on Thursday and could I take the Sissy? TAKE THE SISSY?!?! Is the Pope Catholic? Is the sky blue? Is Low-Carb Monster the nectar of the Gods? Of course I can take Sissy! So I am "tickled" I get to spend two whole extra days this week with my Ultimate BFF!
I am "tickled" that Splenda's nose splints get to come out today. Seriously, I think the dude got a cold on top of all this and he really.can't.breathe. For the love of all that is holy, let's hope this does the trick!
I am "tickled" that my doc gave me some super great muscle relaxants. However, I have to add that I was feeling wonderful until I had been sitting at my desk for about 90 minutes. Now, I want to cry with pain. I think it might be work itself. I think I might need to quit and go on disability. I think.....wait, it's probably just the drugs talking. They really are the cat's meow and I am "tickled" that they are working for me (mostly)
And last, but certainly, not least, I am "tickled" that I came to work and found a prize on my desk!
Oooh...what could be in the delightful bag? I'm ready to wet myself with sheer excitement!Looksie what she gave me!
Yes, these are what you call Cutlets. Yes, they go into your bra to add a little lift to what we lovingly refer to as man flaps. Yes, I got them because she splurged and got a completely new pair of twins. Yes, I immediately put them in and have been admiring myself all morning. Yes, I am truly "tickled" by them! Now we just need to find a solution for the buthigh issue. You know, when your butt and thigh all run together in one fell swoop? Generally caused by age and gravity causing your once cute and sassy rear to sag right into the area known as your thighs. Gross really. I need to invent some Butt-lets. Just insert into your good girls, and instantly your sagging rear will be perky and pretty once more.
What's "tickling" you pink today?
Glad to hear about the hubs Melissa. And I could use some relaxers. We would be the weirdest pair strung out on those :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you had the conference and those inserts are so funny to me. I wish I could remove some of my cleavage.
Have a tickly day always :)
Awesome cutlets.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be trying that thing for your bra that is supposedly able to give you an extra cup size.
OMG! I'm over here giggling to myself. I love that you displayed the cutlets for all the world to see. Totally cracking me up. More than happy to make your day with them. Good luck on coming up with some buttlets now.
ReplyDeleteOK...that is funny...& easily fixed...come-on join us in the world of fabulous Boobies! I haven't actually seen yours...so I can't state that they are as bad as you claim....but I 100% approve of professional augmentation!
ReplyDelete...as for our nether-regions....I'm sorry to say I have the same problem your are referencing....if you find a solution PLEASE for the love of all that is Good....let me in on the secret....and Don't tell me it's more squats...that is a LIE!!! So until you stumble upon the fountain of Bootylicious-ness....this is the only hope we have: http://www.feelfoxy.com/?gclid=CNq28PCZlJoCFSQeDQodvXrZOA
yea...come-on you guys...copy & paste it! You know you wanna!
Martha is a good friend. And I'm sure you'll have a blast with Sissy and I hope that the surgery works for Splenda.
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up, Melissa!!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving those "cutlets" =)
Have a wonderful day with Sissy, and best regards to your hubs...hope he's feeling much better soon!
wow, all my co-worker ever gave me were actual chicken cutlets.
ReplyDeleteSo those are cutlets? Just as I pictured they would be. I love that you love your sissy so much. She is a very lucky sissy!
ReplyDeleteGotta love that Martha. And extra time with Sissy.
ReplyDeleteNothing really tickling me pink today.
Those cutlets look fun. I've tried waterbras and push up bras, but unfortunately the only thing that worked for me was when I gained 40 lbs. And of course, when I lost it, I also lost the Girls. Life is not fair. I think the word "cutlet" is what is making me tickled pink today.
ReplyDeleteOh- did I ever answer your question about WJ? I graduated in 1997. I was a choir dork and I only went to 2 boy's choice dances (with the same boy). That just about sums up my high school experience. LOL
ReplyDeleteAll right. Sign me up! Where do I get me some?
ReplyDeleteNothing like a nice set of cutlets on the counter!
ReplyDeleteI told Martha I am a tad bit envious.
I got some stuff crossed off my ever growing 'to-do' list, that's what's tickling me pink.
I am NOT tickled pink that the cutlets picture is not showing up for me. And speaking of cutlets--I think I might need me some of those bad boys. More info. Please.
ReplyDeleteI AM tickled pink that I have had an evening to spend reading your blog without interruption. It's been lovely.
ReplyDeleteI hope the hubby is feeling better soon..poor thing. I'm so happy for your new boobettes. How lovely. I'd get me some of those but they'd need to come with a crane to hold them up....and the butt thing...sheesh I don't think they make a crane big enough!
ReplyDeleteI think it is so cute that you call Sissy your BFF! I just love how much you love her.
ReplyDeletep.s. Can I try on your cutlets? I'm not sure if that crosses some sort of hygene line, trying on someone else's boobs. But I had to ask.
Prizes are the bomb. I want some cutlets.
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