1. "You just saved yourself from spousal intervention."
2. "You can be the Dwight to my Michael"
3. "Who knew Balboa had a tramp stamp?"
4. "I'm sitting on some sort of nipple something."
5. "I live to be the fodder for others' amusement."
6. "Well played Purdy"
7. "At least you have some sort of hairstyle. And I'm glad you are getting it done today, I'm sick of looking at it."
Well, you say it like it is girl.
ReplyDelete=)love the "Dwight to my Michael"
ReplyDeletedid you catch The Office last night...The Golden Ticket....too funny!
My cousin, mother of four, just got a tramp stamp. I'm sorely disappointed, but I'm not going to tell her, I'm just going to tell the whole blogosphere!
ReplyDeleteTramp stamp = trashy. Seriously. Sorry to those of you who have one.
ReplyDeleteI want a tramp stamp. I have too much back fat though. I enjoy being people's fodder, too.
ReplyDeleteMartha, I am super offended by that remark. What if I happen to have a tattoo of you on my lower back, right above my crack?
ReplyDeleteSpousal intervention....ha ha ha. And lucky you...you found your Dwight! Sadly I was too busy blogging to watch the office last night.
ReplyDeleteWas sitting on the nipple enjoyable?
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I say the #2 comment to each other all the time! lol!
ReplyDeletelove it!
ReplyDeleteYou were sitting on a nipple? Umm. Why?
ReplyDeleteFirst - TOTALLY knew that Balboa had a tramp stamp. It fits.
ReplyDeleteSecond - I am COMPLETELY the Dwight to your Michael. Michael is clearly a yellow just screaming to get out - and Dwight is so red that (he and) I can't stand it!!