Friday, February 20, 2009

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head


1. "So there was whale porn?"

2. "That's twice today I have cried at the finish line."

3. The EG just gave me the pinky and said "The fake flip off - when you just don't care enough to send the very best."

4. "Stop saying me and the Amazon in the same sentence. I mean it."

5. "I'm pretty sure that what we're doing here is in violation of the Geneva Convention."

6. "That's a recipe for trouble."

7. "Good to know. I'll store that information away for if you ever come home drunk."
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11 comments:

  1. JanFebruary 20, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    I am sure that number 1 involved a conversation with Tib. lol

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  2. tammyFebruary 20, 2009 at 8:19 AM

    I'm storing #3 away for future use.

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  3. tiburonFebruary 20, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    Loves it!

    And it really was a violation of the Geneva Convention. Just.saying.

    Amazon.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Cracking me up!

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  5. Martha H.February 20, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    That EG is pure trouble!

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  6. Kristina P.February 20, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    I need to know more about this whale porn.

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  7. rychelleFebruary 20, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    i have a feeling many of these involve conversations with tib! ;)

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  8. nikkicrumpetFebruary 20, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    I can pretty much understand where most of those might fit into an everyday conversation...well except for Whale Porn...at least not in my world lol

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  9. AS AmberFebruary 21, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    I wanna see some of this whale porn! All I'm sayin' is that I've heard about their *ahem* situation...down there.

    It was so fun meeting you today! You're a freakin' riot! I'm gonna browse through your archives for a while. Pay no attention to me.

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  10. ShaunaFebruary 21, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    I loved meeting you in person today! Hope we can do lunch again sometime!
    Have a great rest of the weekend!
    ♥ Hugs :)

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  11. Kristina P.February 22, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    Melissa, it was fun to see you again! We'll have to do another one soon. You and Tib crack me up!

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Lay it on me....