(notice - many of these have been edited for language purposes.  Trying to keep my blog YW friendly) June 18: Bat Crap Signal 1. Like the B...

June 11: rocket surgery (n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"...

May 26: one cheek bench sneak The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention. ...

May 23: Papal Pound When at Church giving thanks, instead of shaking the person's hand, you give them a fist pound instead. I am a ...

May 14: and then I found five dollars a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end...

May 2: Mattress Worship Refers to the decision to stay in bed when you are too tired to get up and go to church. Matt doesn't go to...

April 28: Urban farmer A person who constantly plays Farmville and acts like they know everything about a real farm -- but all they do i...