Friday, October 22, 2010

Funny Bone Friday - Things I may have heard, or said, or just thought in my head

"Don't talk to me about Tiger Woods representing the U.S.  You might as well have sent Bill Clinton"

"No honey, that's Nancy Reagan.  Betty Ford never said, 'Just say no'.  That was her problem.

"Icy/Hot Bengay rubbers"

"So...do you like telling people that you sleep with the Bishop?"

"Did you just say 'Go to heck?'"

I wish I had known there was whip cream, it wouldn't have made sleeping with Wendy and Gigi a whole lot more interesting.

Even if it were once in a lifetime, that would be once in a lifetime too many for me.

I expressed happiness and joy for you then - watch, now I am again.  Happy.  Joy.

Craftily Ever After.

Me:  "Say it again.  SAY IT!"
Shark:  You were right.
Me:  "Say it again"
Shark:  "You were RIGHT, I was WRONG!"
(best day ever)


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10 comments:

  1. Ann MarieOctober 22, 2010 at 8:57 AM

    hahahahahaaa... I KNOW a few of those.. because I heard them! :)

    Happy weekend my fun friend. :)

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  2. Ann MarieOctober 22, 2010 at 8:57 AM

    ~ And I was first! Woot!!! :)

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  3. CountessLaurieOctober 22, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    Too funny!!! You should have made Shark say it in Darth Vader's voice "you were riiiiigggghhhhht."

    Much more dramatic that way.

    I love the happy and joy. Here it is again. Happy. Joy. hee hee hee.

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  4. SueOctober 22, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    Did you say Icey/Hot bengay rubbers?

    hahaha

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  5. MissyOctober 22, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    Love the Tiger Woods!!!! Too funny!

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  6. wendyOctober 22, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Oh My heck...who's sleeping with the Bishop??

    and Are You Nuts....of course whipped cream would have made the "sleep over" more fun.
    Or possibly grated cheese..........

    and yes, YOU ARE RIGHT

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  7. tammyOctober 22, 2010 at 6:46 PM

    ha ha!!! I cannot wait to ask the bishop's wife that question.

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  8. Mae RaeOctober 23, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    bwaa ha ha...too funny.

    i am sure that you were right on other occasions too...but rubbing it in is always more satisfactory.

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  9. Carma SezOctober 25, 2010 at 5:04 AM

    call me intrigued with the whipped cream comment :D

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  10. tiburonOctober 25, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    I never said that.

    Prove it.

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Lay it on me....