She charges by the inch.
Don't touch my flippers.
He's just a few inches shy of a mullet.
But it has SOY!
Do you still eat from her?
You're a lady lover.
There is no melo....just straight up DRAMATIC
Did you mean Liberal arts or Liberal nuts?
We're just A.D.D run amok
You need more acid than that
There's a 'but' hanging there.
The dumb bus just let off all kinds of people and gave them my pager number
I don't want to see what you found in your boxers
SHUT UP!!!!! Those are the best!
ReplyDeleteHowever, I do believe the dumb bus let all the people off in the ER today!
Eat your own poo??? You DID NOT say that. Oh, maybe you did.
"I'd rather eat my own poo rather than attend the mothers day program" (Oh, maybe that was me)
I would do this segment, but usually the stuff out of my mouth is way too fowl or foul!
Oh, my verification word:
holic
(Lynsey, the milkaholic? Milkawhat??)
The Evil Genius and I are laughing hysterically.
ReplyDeleteOh, and the Evil Genius says that the Dumb Bus has different drop zones.
ReplyDeleteHilarious. And I'm pretty sure that dumb bus gets around.
ReplyDeleteI am wondering who the hell you hang out with?
ReplyDeleteI want to join
hahahahaha...she charges by the inch...you make my dirty mind delightfully happy...lol.
ReplyDeleteHAHA!!! Oh man. I need to do a post like this. This made me laugh. Fantastic.
ReplyDeleteI actually did start laughing out loud. You are just too skinin' funny.
ReplyDeleteAnd I always love your comments on my blog!
by the inch you say...hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteum, why is my word veri "morron" what are you trying to tell me?